Dust Bunnies (Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest)…

DUST BUNNIES electric fan seemingly whirring about cool breeze on my face (ah choo) oh the dust, the build up i really really need to clean you take of your grate & left you plugged in using this can of air on you much to my chagrin i can’t seem to get close so iContinue reading “Dust Bunnies (Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest)…”

The Dilemma (weekly terrible poetry contest)…

Bob has a bad case of the super awful really terrible squirt runs on the daily With this unheard of shortage of TP, his drawers are becoming quite smelly He just spent his last $500 bucks for a measly two mega rolls online His package has arrived in the nick of time too bad thoughContinue reading “The Dilemma (weekly terrible poetry contest)…”

Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Poor Little Willie)…

The Pig Little Willie was gluttonous for ham Shoved it down his throat with both hands Found himself choking on a bone Little Willie’s wife, now finds herself alone Full Steam Ahead Little Willie laid a penny on a track one day “I want a flat penny!” He would say One day a train cameContinue reading “Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Poor Little Willie)…”

The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Theme Bleak Midwinter)…

BRRR… its cloudy cloudy and cold it is Swept up and under the deep dark dank chill of the absence of light All I see is what you see, what you see is far from me as we waver uncontrollably from the bitter The bitter bitter white Depressed and withered from the bitter bitter HardlyContinue reading “The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Theme Bleak Midwinter)…”