Tag Archives: Humor
A Marriage Dialogue (Blitz Style)…
MIND OR SHOULD* Turn off the light Turn on your mind Mind if I have a poo Mind if I ignore you You are cute You are as well Well, I really need to take this poo ! Well, then you probably should ! Should I take a stool softener ? Should you do whatContinue reading “A Marriage Dialogue (Blitz Style)…”
Reel Life Funnies: A meditative meow…
The Amused Poetry Contest (Eccentricity)…
I haven’t done one of these in a real long while. So this my entry for the Amused Poetry contest which can be found here. 👍WEll HOW BOUT THAT I WON THIS LIL’ OLD CONTEST, YES I DID👍 Hi twiddily Dee hi twiddily DoeI prance about and give it a goWearing nothing buta well placedContinue reading “The Amused Poetry Contest (Eccentricity)…”
An unlikely trio…
Bad Joke Dept: Animals…
A squirrel, a pigeon and a dove walk into a bar, the squirrel asks ” Got any nuts ?”The bartender says ” Yeah, they’re “foul” though. “The squirrel says “leave my friends out of this”. (primarily written because I saw all three of these Animals hanging out near a stop sign this morning)
Well, hung ?
Perhaps, Peter, Perhaps…
“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”― Peter Ustinov