Bullshit worth $500…

so this YouTuber ex-con i follow ChinaMac is doing this $500 giveaway for the worst talent. So i sent a video of me attempting and getting nowhere fast super lame video. I think i tried too hard to suck lol that he will probably see through my sham.

Worth a note that it royally sucks that gmail attachmemts cannot be larger than 25MB

Hood Nursery Rhymes

Nothing more precious than a man and his cat…

After a horrible I got incredibly pissed off at the cat meowing or whining in my face night of sleep the night after waking up even earlier than normal, in turn throwing off the internal clock of the routine of our cat, forcing me to take an afternoon nap and unbeknownst to me, my wife snapped this incredibly adorable photo of me and Nigel. Yes, my hands are in my shorts, no they aren’t in my crotch.🙄

the conceptual artist…

The first in a series of ridiculous posts about what it is to a conceptual artist. Fellow blogger Herb Thiel recently posted about an artist in NZ who took a pickle with a splatter of ketchup from a McDonald’s cheeseburger and threw it on the ceiling of a gallery and called it “Pickle”.

They then decided to sell the concept of the piece for over $6000 USD so you create it for yourself in your own space. If a foolish rich person is willing to dish out the dough instead of just buying a cheeseburger well then, I need to get in on that

REMNANTS OF A TASTY LUNCH

Photographic prints for sale at $15,000 USD

Quote of the day…

“I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS THE ROAD, WITHOUT HAVING THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED .” (Taken from a magnet on my fridge)

**In relation to the Meme, thanks to some Debbie Downer on Twitter who turned that first joke about irony you told as a kid: Q- Why did the chicken cross the road ? A- To get to the other side. Stupidly funny. But as I said, some dude on Twitter felt the need to say the joke really means that the chicken was suicidal and that the other side wasn’t the road but the afterlife.**