The Terrible Poetry Contest (SONNET LXVI BY PABLO NERUDA)…

This week’s Contest was to take a famous poem by a famous poet and the first line from that poem & the rest by yours truly. I chose SONNET LXVI by Pablo Neruda. I decided to record the Spanish version. I will be submitting the English version. Sonnet LXVI I do not love you exceptContinue reading “The Terrible Poetry Contest (SONNET LXVI BY PABLO NERUDA)…”

The Bi-weekly Terrible Poetry Contest- The Bird…

Theme: Bad drivers, Style: Free Verse Your blinker is on Still… Oh How much Slower must I go to get You off My Ass! Veins they but protrude Shades of red flush my face Cut me off The hell ? Holy Shit a Spider in front of my face! Smash Boom Crash not me, thankfullyContinue reading “The Bi-weekly Terrible Poetry Contest- The Bird…”

The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Winner): That one day at work I will never forget …

A pantoum about an embarrassing situation THAT ONE AFTERNOON AT WORK I WILL NEVER FORGETDarn, I forgot my belt.I sure was feeling svelte.As I was walking down the hall and stood by the darkroom, pew the sulfur I did smelt.Shucks, just then my pants fell, the embarrassment I surely felt. I sure was, feeling svelte.ThenContinue reading “The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest (Winner): That one day at work I will never forget …”

The Terrible Poetry Contest: Cinnamon oh snatcher of hats…

Because I won the last contest I was told to come up with a new style & theme for the next contest. I chose Golden Shovel Style and The Family Pet. This is a poem about the family dog (originally my brother’s when he was 15, but when my brother moved out at 27 toContinue reading “The Terrible Poetry Contest: Cinnamon oh snatcher of hats…”

The Terrible Poetry Contest: Bizarre Lover Triangle Er Square (a Sonnet)…

I love them it’s plain to seeWatson well is another story ya knowThey love me at 221 B Baker StreetWatson has a mind I equally adore But Em and her Cousin Cee* soothe meWatson has the biggest heartBut Em & Cee make my head feel freeThen he was shot and I had to think clearContinue reading “The Terrible Poetry Contest: Bizarre Lover Triangle Er Square (a Sonnet)…”

The Terrible Poetry Contest, Class of ’20 Reunion: Oh what a holy night…

The theme of this contest is to write a song parody. A Christmas song no less and badly, funny as well. Never an easy task so I offer my entry. A mash-up of sorts of Oh Holy Night and Oh what a night. The Acapella Version: OH WHAT A HOLY NIGHT Oh Holy night LateContinue reading “The Terrible Poetry Contest, Class of ’20 Reunion: Oh what a holy night…”