Cat Vs. Man/Cat Wins…

MATT SAYS No sleep ! 😡🤬😤🥱😴 Our God damn cat Relentless meowing Hope I don’t fall asleep at work Bad cat Bad cat Prefers blank walls Despite my wife’s efforts To make our home a gallery Scratch that NIGEL SAYS Scratch that Wall must be blank This is my house not theirs The house ruledContinue reading “Cat Vs. Man/Cat Wins…”

A Marriage Dialogue (Blitz Style)…

MIND OR SHOULD* Turn off the light Turn on your mind Mind if I have a poo Mind if I ignore you You are cute You are as well Well, I really need to take this poo ! Well, then you probably should ! Should I take a stool softener ? Should you do whatContinue reading “A Marriage Dialogue (Blitz Style)…”

The Tiger and the pussy cat (a sestina)…

Her curves Could not cover up her scars When I met her Her gait had a bounce Like Tigger the tiger Yet I looked beyond that And that was that Like a car on dangerous curves Careening into a streak of tiger’s Three years of scars And I couldn’t bounce I thought I loved herContinue reading “The Tiger and the pussy cat (a sestina)…”

the corn cob contest (a Rime Couee style poem)…

Yeah, back in 2009 I actually won a spicy corn cob eating contest at a local arts fair. It was the second and final time of my competitive eating days (prior in 2005 I tried a hot dog with bun and ate 2.5 in five minutes, the winner ate 35!) I over ate and stuffedContinue reading “the corn cob contest (a Rime Couee style poem)…”