Category: poetry

In the words of Tupac Shakur…

Spoke the hard truth N ever

Silenced. brilliant far from I gnorant

Thug life G etting

Him killed. Could never get a chance to reach life G oals

Dancer, Rapper, Actor, Activist…say what you want the man A ccomplished

N.I.G.G.A. As defined by Tupac Shakur flipping a negative on a positive…I personally think Tupac was a martyr

“You gotta make a change. You see the old way wasn’t working, so it’s on us to do what we gotta do to survive.” ~Tupac Shakur

Cat Vs. Man/Cat Wins…

He who is on my shit list

MATT SAYS

No sleep ! 😡🤬😤🥱😴

Our God damn cat

Relentless meowing

Hope I don’t fall asleep at work

Bad cat

Bad cat

Prefers blank walls

Despite my wife’s efforts

To make our home a gallery

Scratch that

NIGEL SAYS

Scratch that

Wall must be blank

This is my house not theirs

The house ruled with an iron paw

Meow meow

Meow meow

Mischief maker

Sleeping during the day

My humans are my daily prey

Ha ha

Ha ha

I laugh with glee

Night after night we play

My human Matt in misery

No sleep! 😸😾

A Marriage Dialogue (Blitz Style)…

MIND OR SHOULD*

Turn off the light

Turn on your mind

Mind if I have a poo

Mind if I ignore you

You are cute

You are as well

Well, I really need to take this poo !

Well, then you probably should !

Should I take a stool softener ?

Should you do what ??!

What I just said…

What?!, just go

Go to the bathroom ?

Go, yes, now ! Please !

Please, come out

Please don’t talk

Talk to me

Talk to you ?

You help me

You are too much, honey

Honey…I had a poo !

Honey, what else is new ?

New toilet paper

New is better than used

Used your toothbrush

Used it how ?

How it should be used

How ?! It’s mine !

MINE, YOURS, OURS

Mine ! Only !

Only when you need it !

Only when “I” need it ?

It cleaned the toilet well

“IT” can go in the garbage !

Garbage ? Take it out please

Garbage is now your job

Job is work

Job is money

Money I lack

Money “You” spend

Spend time with me

Spend it well

Well, I was kidding

Well, I figured

Figured you’d know

Figured I should

Should understand me

Should understand you

You

Me

*Written in honor of it being bad poetry day