The Terrible Poetry Contest: A Sonnet about Soup (WINNER)…

WOW , SO MY SWAN SONG ENTRY TO THIS CONTEST GOT ME THE DIBS AGAIN. I HAVE WON THIS CONTEST QUITE A FEW TIMES, I USED TO THINK THE KEY WAS TO BE FUNNY BUT BEST TO ALSO INCLUDE SPELLING, GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND BUTCHER THE POETRY STYLE AS WELL. FOR THE MOST PART IT STUCK TO THE SONNET FORMAT TILL THE LAST LINE. THANK YOU SO MUCH CHEL OWENS FOR A BIT OF A BLAST OF CREATIVE WRITING OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.

SOUP DU JOUR
Vichyssoise is the soup du jour today
cranberry, pineapple, pine nuts and peas
potato and leaks and cream take-away
thats not soup, that is garbige if you please

mushrooms,more mushrooms, more mushrooms for me
withsome cream and salt and pepper to taste
cant forgot the crootons and sharp, cheese  
seriously kid that sounds, like; such a waste

you have yours and I have mind now shove off
fighting words to, me just you weight and see
oh yeah? PUNCH to the gut I, make you cough
peas, leeks, ghee dumped! In your bowl with great glee.

I hate you grandma with all of my heart!
Oh billy, just eat your damned soup which you know in your heart will give you incredibly stinky smelly nasty mushroom  farty farts. Kids, today. 


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