XXL Man & XL Woman X decide to eat lunch at a Seafood Chain with Incredible Biscuits. Because Seafood Chain is practically overpriced, Man X suggests they pick something from the under $10 section of the menu. Perky Portly Waitress Y comes over and says “Let me guess, you want the endless soup, salad and biscuits.”
Perky Portly Waitress guessed correctly but not because it said endlessly but because it was the only soup & salad entree on the menu.
Both Man & Woman X got Blue Cheese Dressing on a delicious salad, Both Man & Woman X ate 2 each of 6 biscuits offered. Woman X got a delicious New England Clam Chowder whereas Man X got a ridiculously over salty lobster bisque with nothing to tame the salt (it came with saltines), it was a chore to eat for sure. Woman X had water, Man X had a nasty old tasting $3.19 Iced Tea.
Perky Portly Waitress Y said, more Soup? Salad? Biscuits? When they said no to everything…Y said to Man X “I feel bad that your not getting the full on endless experience, I could pack a cup of soup for you to go.” Man X then said “Endless wasn’t the reason we chose it, you have no other soup & salad choice.” (Man X thought to himself “And besides, your soup sucks).
Imagine if Man & Woman X had decided on something else entirely ? Imagine the embarrassment that could have followed when Waitress Y said “Let me guess…” because Man X would’ve been mad and most likely would have replied “No, What makes you guess that ?”
When all was said and done though, Man X still gave Waitress Y a 20% tip.