The Bi Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest: Pew (WINNER)…

A poem about aging written in burlesque style

PEW

20'S COOL
30'S COOL
40'S Pew!
What's that smell? oOoOO that smell, can't you smell that smell?
Like cheese and a rotten egg got married
yet, rarely it, happened.
50's Pew!!
That smell lingers from room to room everywhere you walk, in the house, at work, at the groceries store.
How that humanely possible? 
60's and beyond
making me sick, pungent,salty and sour
milk
Serious, seriously serious...that came out of your heiny?
I'm smellin'
it's poor English but you sure do, yee old farty pants

Published by M.

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