MIND OR SHOULD*
Turn off the light
Turn on your mind
Mind if I have a poo
Mind if I ignore you
You are cute
You are as well
Well, I really need to take this poo !
Well, then you probably should !
Should I take a stool softener ?
Should you do what ??!
What I just said…
What?!, just go
Go to the bathroom ?
Go, yes, now ! Please !
Please, come out
Please don’t talk
Talk to me
Talk to you ?
You help me
You are too much, honey
Honey…I had a poo !
Honey, what else is new ?
New toilet paper
New is better than used
Used your toothbrush
Used it how ?
How it should be used
How ?! It’s mine !
MINE, YOURS, OURS
Mine ! Only !
Only when you need it !
Only when “I” need it ?
It cleaned the toilet well
“IT” can go in the garbage !
Garbage ? Take it out please
Garbage is now your job
Job is work
Job is money
Money I lack
Money “You” spend
Spend time with me
Spend it well
Well, I was kidding
Well, I figured
Figured you’d know
Figured I should
Should understand me
Should understand you
You
Me
*Written in honor of it being bad poetry day
A Prolific Potpourri... 
😂😂😂 I’ve had my fair share of them too.
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Haha! It’s semi based in truth
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Wow, you make me think twice before using my toothbrush. LOL.
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That wasn’t based in truth, practically none of it was..the only true part is my wife likes to sing or tell me she had a poo and my response is what else is new, and the stool softener bit she once gleefully got as a Christmas gift from her Mom..yeah TMI but this style of poetry put my down a quite humorous path
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Awesome stuff! Great to see more blitzing going on 👍
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Whimsical and scatological write! 😂
pretty daring I would say! 😅 I LOVE IT mate!
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Thanks, poo humor always makes me laugh
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LOL😂 my brother and me are the same… nothing like a good fart 💨 joke🤪
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Haha 😄 Had a good chuckle. The used toilet paper and toothbrush part especially 😬
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Confused or what 💜
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Confused ?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I was asking why you are confused or was your statement to me that I was confused ? It is a back and forth dialogue between two people
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No sorry I got that, it was just my English sense of humour. It was a good conversation. I call that type of conversation a circular one.
In our house that type of conversation leads to confusion.
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Oh ok gotcha, wasn’t a real conversation..just a blitz style poem made to look like a conversation
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I get you …seems not only are we separated by the same language but also by our humour.🤣🤣
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Wait. What? lol
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🤣🤣 Love it 🖤
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