Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “directions.” Find a household cleaner/bottle of shampoo/something in the freezer/anything you can find with instructions on it, then copy down a single direction (just one) on how to use/cook/etc. your chosen thing, and make it the first line or word of your post. Then keep writing whatever comes out. Have fun!
“Unplug the unit.” Slang in the 22nd Century for being Abstinent Lol
Ie. My moist unit awaits your electric screwdriver.
Sorry Lady, I unplug the unit.