Even Stephen was a nut-crunching egghead (Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest Ern Malley Style)…

shared with multiple other equally terrible poems this week 🙂

EVEN STEPHEN WAS A NUT-CRUNCHING EGGHEAD

Her feelings at the moment are quite complex

Not Once did Eddie ever interfere

Fred made a good Psychopath

Maude was swept out to sea

But Stephen was always even

A decapitation ensues

Don’t just sit there like dopes !

Evil must suffer defeat

Hold up. A bubble machine ?

Questioned Stephen who was always even

He deduced and stated “Me no wear pants. It feels guuuuuuuud.”

Law is a bottomless pit, it is a cormorant, a harpy that devours everything!

Published by mattsnyder1970

Matt Snyder has been making a dent in the creative community in North Eastern Pennsylvania since 1988. He’s been involved in showcasing his art in Exhibits in area Galleries & Spaces as well as online. Mr. Snyder is a real renaissance man. He doesn’t just dabble in the fine arts but has been known to grace the following kinds of things with his presence: Live Sound Mixing, Radio Production, Television Production, Short Films(Acting/Editing/Writing/Directing), Animations, Costume Character Performance, Dance, Music, Djembe Drumming, Theater (Writing/Acting/Directing/Props Management/Stage Management), Self Published Comics & Zines, Written & Slammed Performance Poetry, Sculpting Animal Figurines, Designing Tee Shirts, Photography Film & Digital, Painting (Acrylics), Drawing (Pen & Ink, Pastel, Colored Pencil, Sharpies, Crayons), Mixed Media, Collage, Paper Art, The Brooklyn Art Library & The Sketchbook Project, Blue Turtle ComiX, Just an Average Day Comic, Toxic Shock & Other Abnormalities of the Inner Being Zine as well as the culinary arts. His passion is the arts, his life is as a married humanitarian bisexual politically unaffiliated pacifist working as a Digital Preservation Archivist since 1999. Matt currently resides in an apartment with his equally creative wife of 7 years ,Jess and their cat Nigel.

5 thoughts on “Even Stephen was a nut-crunching egghead (Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest Ern Malley Style)…

  1. If anyone is curious in the process of this poem it was written as such
    The title of my poem was taken from the book of American Slang
    The even stephen phrases were composed by me
    The books whose blindly random passages i took from were the following:
    The Gashleycrumb Tinies
    Webster’s Pocket Quotation Dictionary
    Outer Limits The Official Companion
    Lou’s on first
    The Mammoth book of slasher movies
    Why cats do that
    Beastie Boys Book
    The Making of Wes Cravens Last House on the left
    Zombie Movies
    The little rascals
    The Crass Menagerie: a pearls before swine treasury

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